freshly stole from one of jems mates,


DESCRIBE

YOUR HERITAGE: dad's a cockney, mum's a biatch
THE SHOES YOU WORE TODAY: same 'ol crappy trainers
YOUR EYES: blue or green or grey.. depends on the way you look at em.
YOUR FEARS: none that have discovered
ONE THING YOU'D LIKE TO ACHIEVE: gettin passably good at the geetar would be nice.


WHAT IS

YOUR THOUGHTS FIRST WAKING UP: oh fuck, time to start again.
THE FIRST FEATURE YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX: eyes
THE FIRST FEATURE YOU NOTICE IN THE SAME SEX: wether they're a fucktard or not.
YOUR BEST PHYSICAL FEATURE: Tattoos, or my eyes. i've been told my eyes.
YOUR BEDTIME: whenever i need sleep
YOUR GREATEST ACCOMPLISHMENT: fuck knows. it's all about perspective
YOUR MOST MISSED MEMORY: old friends, now gone.



YOU PREFER

PEPSI OR COKE: Coke
MCDONALD'S OR BURGER KING: can i get a FUCK NO!
SINGLE OR GROUP DATES: bothered?? i think not.
ADIDAS OR NIKE: what?? oh fuck off.
CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA: Chocolate
CAPPUCCINO OR COFFEE: coffeeee


DO YOU

SMOKE: hell yeah.. all the fuckin time
CURSE: uh... no?
HAVE A CRUSH(ES): yup
WANT TO GO TO COLLEGE: no, i went.. got kicked out... twice.
LIKE HIGH SCHOOL: fook orf
WANT TO GET MARRIED: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.. no
GET MOTION SICKNESS: nope
THINK YOU'RE ATTRACTIVE: fuck yeah i'm so sexay.. i can never keep a streight face when i say that.
THINK YOU'RE A HEALTH FREAK: lets see, i smoke 20 a day and i have more chemicals inside me than most pharmacutical companies. no.
GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS: yeah, but only cos i'm never there.
PLAY AN INSTRUMENT: Yes, badly



IN THE PAST MONTH DID/HAVE YOU

DRANK ALCOHOL: YUP
SMOKE(D): FUCK YEAH
DONE A DRUG: YES
HAVE SEX: no.. it's getting depressing now..
MADE OUT: couple o times
GO ON A DATE: nope
GO TO THE MALL: no
EATEN SUSHI: yep
BEEN ON STAGE: no
BEEN DUMPED: no
GONE SKATING: haha no
MADE HOMEMADE COOKIES: nope
DYED YOUR HAIR: what fuckin hair?
STOLEN ANYTHING: he he yup



HAVE YOU EVER

FLOWN ON A PLANE: i have FLOWN a plane.. so NUR!!!
MISSED SCHOOL BECAUSE IT WAS RAINING?: no.. come rain or shine.. i was forced.
TOLD A GUY/GIRL THAT YOU LIKED THEM?: yes
CRIED DURING A MOVIE?: ha ha ha don't be retarded
EVER THOUGHT AN ANIMATED CHARACTER WAS HOT?: yeah.. sad aint it
HAD AN IMAGINARY FRIEND: no i can barely remember all the real ones.
BEEN ON STAGE?: Yes
CUT YOUR HAIR: Yes
HAD CRUSH ON A TEACHER?: no
PLAYED A GAME THAT REQUIRED REMOVAL OF CLOTHING? Yes
BEEN CAUGHT "DOING SOMETHING": ahem.. yes.
BEEN CALLED A TEASE: nope
GOTTEN BEATEN UP?: once.. i wreaked sweet steamy revenge though.
SHOPLIFTED: Yes



THE FUTURE

AGE YOU HOPE TO BE MARRIED: fuck off
NUMBERS AND NAMES OF CHILDREN: ditto
DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING: NOT GETTING THIS ARE YOU.
HOW DO YOU WANT TO DIE?: i won't i'm indestructibibble
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?: drunk
WHAT COUNTRY WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT?: i'm xenophobic i'll stay here thanks.



OPPOSITE SEX

BEST EYE COLOR: green
BEST HAIR COLOR: whatever
SHORT OR LONG HAIR: long
BEST HEIGHT: don't give a monkeys
BEST FIRST DATE LOCATION: a gig somewhere
BEST FIRST KISS LOCATION: like i care



NUMBER OF

NUMBER OF BOYFRIENDS/GIRLFRIENDS YOU'VE HAD: fuck knows
NUMBER OF KISSES YOU'VE GIVEN: there's no number high enough.
NUMBER OF DRUGS TAKEN ILLEGALLY: ha ha ha.. if i could remember then i got conned.
NUMBER OF PEOPLE I COULD TRUST WITH MY LIFE: 6 or seven
NUMBER OF PIERCINGS: none.. i hate them
NUMBER OF TATTOOS: 2 soon to be three
NUMBER OF TIMES MY NAME HAS APPEARED IN THE NEWSPAPER?: never that i know of
NUMBER OF SCARS ON MY BODY: on or two
NUMBER OF THINGS IN MY PAST THAT I REGRET: i regret nothing.


FAVORITES

SHAMPOO: i don't care
FAV COLOR: it changes regularly
DAY/NIGHT: Night
SUMMER/WINTER: i dont care
LACE OR SATIN: satin
FAVE FOOD: Anything
FAVE Movies: anything by asia extreme.
FAVE SPORT: paintball



RIGHT NOW

WEARING: beige combats, white t shirt
DRINKING: coffee
THINKING ABOUT: home
LISTENING TO: nothing


IN THE LAST 24 HRS

CRIED: nope
WORN JEANS: no
MET SOMEONE NEW ONLINE: No
DONE LAUNDRY: No
DROVE A CAR: yep
TALKED ON THE PHONE: yeah



DO YOU BELIEVE IN

-- YOURSELF: fuck yeah
-- YOUR FRIENDS: always
-- SANTA CLAUS: he he.. no i killed him last year.. he looked at me funny
-- TOOTH FAIRY: i showed her who's boss too... with pliers.
--DESTINY/FATE: fuck off i'm my own boss
-- ANGELS: religion is a load of explitives
-- GHOSTS: nope
-- UFO'S: if it flys and can't be identified.. i guess so
-- GOD: no



FRIENDS AND LIFE

DO YOU EVER WISH YOU HAD ANOTHER NAME?: no.
DO YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND/BOYFRIEND?: nope
DO YOU LIKE ANYONE?: yep
WHICH ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS ACTS THE MOST LIKE YOU? olly, pete or mark
WHO HAVE YOU KNOWN THE LONGEST OF YOUR FRIENDS?: aimee, 18 years or so.
ARE YOU CLOSE TO ANY FAMILY MEMBER?: not right now, i'm at work.
WHO DO YOU HANG AROUND THE MOST?: olly and pete and mark.
WHAT'S THE BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD?: being tattooed
WORST FEELING?: gettin kicked in the groin.



CURRENT

CURRENT MOOD: bored
CURRENT TASTE: Coffee
CURRENT HAIR: too long.. time to cut it off
CURRENT ANNOYANCE: lack o fundage
CURRENT SMELL: cigarettes
CURRENT THING I OUGHT TO BE DOING: workin
CURRENT WINDOWS OPEN: lj and lotus notes
CURRENT DESKTOP PICTURE: funky swily and blue
CURRENT BOOK: soul music, by pratchett.. for the third time now
CURRENT JOB: systems analyst



DO YOU/HAVE YOU EVER

HAVE A DREAM THAT KEEPS COMING BACK?: no
REMEMBER YOUR FIRST LOVE?: yep
STILL LOVE HIM/HER: no
READ THE NEWSPAPER?: yes
BELIEVE IT'S POSSIBLE TO REMAIN FAITHFUL FOREVER?: yes
LIKE THE TASTE OF ALCOHOL?: fuck yeah
HAVE A FAVORITE CANDY?: i guess
DO WELL IN SCHOOL?: nope
WEAR HATS?: hell no
HAD CLOSE FRIENDS?: fucking loads
WISH ON STARS?: no.. cos i doubt big balls of neuclear reactions really listen to me.
LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?: no, it looks like a drunk spider crawled across the page
CARE ABOUT LOOKS?: fuck no.



LOVE AND STUFF

GAY? STRAIGHT? BI? NULL?: streight
EVER BEEN IN A THING CALLED LOVE?: once.. never again
DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT?: no
DO YOU BELIEVE IN "THE ONE?": nope



ARE YOU A

WUSS: fuck no
DRUGGY: only every now and then
DAYDREAMER: oh yeah
DORK: i'm more of a geek
BITCH/ASSHOLE: i do try
SARCASTIC: NOOOO! not me, NEVER
SHY: fuck no.. i have NO inhibitions
TALKATIVE: al the freakin time
ADVENTUROUS: yep
JOKER: yup



LAST

LAST BOOK YOU READ: one of the discworld books.. again
LAST MOVIE YOU SAW: the quiet family..
LAST THING YOU HAD TO DRINK: coffeee
LAST TIME YOU SHOWERED: yesterday
LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE: fuck knows
LAST WORDS: go fook yer mom